One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,”Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera… what’s it look like? ” -Mitch Hedberg
Some people can’t believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first.
– Dawson’s Creek (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) Via Quote Book:An email sent way back when that’s epic enough for posting.
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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don’t have any…
Ubiquitous (adj.): existing or being everywhere at the same time.
A much simpler word for this being ‘godlike’.
Justin Bieber, you are SOO guilty of this charge.
Rofl. Uber joke much.
Anatomy of a Goldfish Cracker
slow clap…this is awesome.
